True Lovers World

These are my Hard (Objective) Dating Parameters which are NOT Flexible:

 (this means I am only willing to pay for introductions if ALL these criteria are met)

 (if you want to set me up w someone missing 1 of these criteria, I may accept, but will not pay for that)

Age 27-35 (ideally 28-34)

No kids, wants kids in the next 1-2 years

College graduate, doesn’t have to be a great school, but needs to have finished the degree

Skinny (i.e. dress size 0-2, if you don’t know what that means (many men don’t) it means very skinny)

Caucasian (not black, not Hispanic, not Asian)

Healthy lifestyle (defined as no smoking, no drugs, good diet, no hard drinking,

 

first date set up: $100 cash

second date (with either same person, indicating a better match, or a 2nd person): +$200 or free latisse worth $300

third date (again can be w same person): + $300 or free botox worth $500

4th date (w same or diff person): + $400 or free Juvederm injections worth $900

5th date (same conditions): + 500 cash or 1 eye free LASEK worth $2000:)

 

This is not a joke. I repeat: this is not a joke. Look, it's one thing to ask friends for a blind date. We've all been there. And why not? They know you better than anyone. But complete strangers? Really?