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What Your favourite Colour(s) Says About Your Sex Lifestyle
Red
People
who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy
sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take
hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make
Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors
should be aware.
Yellow:
If you
tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the
adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires
in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will
never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
Pink:
Persons
who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to
tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt
their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of
prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the
philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the
same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar
instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg
Purple:
Lovers
of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp
in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are
business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners
are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
Black:
Black
color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners).
These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in
kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or
sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when
under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex
offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of
mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
Green:
Those
who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who
love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may
always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of
way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will
never need worry about infidelity.
Orange:
Lovers
of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a
dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as
the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel
it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put
on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red
welts on the sex partner's back.
Brown:
If you
love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be
warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a
24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough.
Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their
tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to
make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the
affair.
Gray:
The
color gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited
about anything -- including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men
who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more,
nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have
intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to
become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act
is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse
considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray marries another gray,
the marriage is made in heaven.
Blue:
Lovers
of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to
their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach
is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging
their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category
enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be
compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy
foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In
marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.
White:
If a
person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are
puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the
daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers.
Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names
for their genitals.
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1 Responses to “What Your favourite Colour(s) Says About Your Sex Lifestyle”
14 November 2013 at 23:41
I truly love your blog.. Excellent colors & theme. Did you make
this site yourself? Please reply back as I'm planning to create my own site and would like to find out where you got this from or what the theme is named.
Kudos!
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