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10 Of The Most Absurd Lady Gaga Quotes Of All Time
When Lady Gaga broke
her hip last year, she turned to smoking marijuana as a way to cope with
the severe pain. In fact, she apparently smoked 15 joints a day (baller?). As
she put it:
“I was just numbing,
numbing, numbing myself then sleeping it off, then getting on stage, killing it
in pain, then getting off and smoking, smoking, smoking, not knowing what the
pain was.”
That sounds awful, and if
smoking helped her manage the pain, then good for her for finding something to
help her out. This is the second time we’ve heard from Gaga this week during
her reinvention as an artist (ish)—we all remember that she’s going to outer space, right? In light of all the new
Gaga attention,
we started to get nostalgic for the old days when she’d put her
foot in her mouth and stare blankly at the camera, having pronounced
nonsensical humble brags and thinking herself quite the prophet. We went back
through our illuminated manuscripts of Gaga quotes to round up the 10 most
outrageous, annoying, and absurd Lady Gaga quotes.
1. In response to the criticism over her meat dress, Gaga told Ellen
DeGeneres:
2. It’s totally cool if you
don’t want to call yourself a feminist, but, this is not great.
“I’m not a feminist – I,
I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars
and muscle cars….”
Like how many times do
feminists have to be like “No, I love giving blowjobs” before
we stop equating feminism with hating men?
3. In April of this year,
Gaga got kind of confused about that whole healthy body image
thing she loves to pretend she invented and tweeted:
“Just killed back to back
spin classes. Eating a salad dreaming of a cheeseburger #PopSingersDontEat
#IWasBornThisWay.”
4. Gaga explains Gaga:
“And now, I’m just trying
to change the world, one sequin at a time.”
Who does she think she is, Liberace?
5. Gaga’s process sounds
like it could maybe use safer practices:
“When you make music or
write or create, it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible,
condomless sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time.”
Then again, as a writer, I
do feel like I’m having unprotected sex with all of you reading, right now.
Thanks for blowing my mind.
6. How does she say this stuff with a straight face?
“I am a walking piece of
art every day, with my dreams and my ambitions forward at all times in an
effort to inspire my fans to lead their life in that way.”
7. Kind of wish Gaga would stop going through my 2003 Livejournal entries to
steal quotes:
“I’m definitely a
Polaroid camera girl. For me, what I’m really excited about is bringing back
the artistry and the nature of Polaroid.”
8. This also sounds like it
was stolen from my personal collection of embarrassing quotes from 2003;
perhaps it was an artist statement about a Polaroid photo of a landfill.
“I like pushing
boundaries.”
9. While Gaga has done some
admirable work to increase awareness about bullying, I am confused by this:
“There really is no
difference between the bully and the victim.”
10. And the winner, as told
to Vanity Fair:
“I have this weird thing
that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me
through my vagina.”
Never change, Lady Gaga.
story source: The Gloss|
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